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Don't forget that this is the 3rd annual sue your boss week!
That's right
you too can join the ranks of the millions of people that
sue their employers every year. You sue your employer and
we will be offering this free service all this week for a
minimum fee of what ever you can come up with and then some.
We'll take , cash, check, credit cards, dentures (if they
got gold in them), art, other peoples credit card information,
anything of any value only during "Sue Your Boss Week
Sale 2004" |
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Welcome to the
law firm that is straight forward and so honest you cannot refuse
their service.
 Here
at the law office of Weecheatum & Howe, we always focus
on the one thing that's is important to you and us. Your money.
We are guaranteed to drain your wallet, your bank account,
and your lively hood, faster than any cocaine addiction could
ever achieve. We have a dedicated staff that specializes in
the psychology that it takes to make you hand over 94% or
more, of your monthly income in just one office visit. We
also have operators, using these great mind numbing tactics,
standing by 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Start spending thousands
now with just a 5 minute phone consultation. You'll be satisfied
with the weight your family will lose, the wear and tear on
your vehicles will be spared while your car sits on empty
in the driveway along with these high gas prices, all while
you sit in a Tiffany leather chair and get baffled with the
same legal jargon and mumbo jumbo used for centuries to cheat
citizens out of billion and billions of dollars each year! |
People used to ask us all the time, "How can
you sleep at night...?" and our reply was always:
- We carry the best guarntee there is in the business.
- Clients ALWAYS seem to come up with the money.
- No matter how small or silly the case is, we
always do our best, not just for you, but for your money.
- Honesty and forwardness is the key to a good
scam.
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Here is what
our clients have to say:
"Weecheatum and Howe
took me for every dollar I had AND my childerens college fund.
We sold our house and pawned my wife's gold fillings to pay our
fees. Thanks Weecheatum & Howe for everything!!!"
--Michael Knoffer
St. Petersburg, FL
"W&H emptied my
bank account just after one phone call, and stopped those pesky
bill collectors from getting their hands on it!!"
- -Ann Barlone
Boston Mass
"I'm up to my eyeballs
in debt, but thanks to Weecheatem and Howe whether or not my bills
get paid is no longer a question in my mind. Now I KNOW they're
not getting paid! You guys are brilliant!!"
--Sum Guye
Redmond, WA
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